Like it or not, you can’t resist the call of nature

While not the most pleasant topic to speak of, truth of the matter is, each and everyone of us are forced to deal with the call of nature any time of the day or night. Making use of the facilities at camp can be quite the challenge, especially if you’ve pitched your tent a few hundred feet from the bath house. As campers, we understand better than anyone that a call to the restroom is not quite as convenient and sanitary as it would be at home. Unless you’re hauling in a travel trailer, fifth-wheel, or driving a motor home with an on-board toilet and septic system, your running shoes will be put to great use each and every time you find the urge to go.

Although many campers don’t concern themselves with packing a portable toilet along for the ride, some people actually find it convenient to set up their own little outhouse right at their campsite. You won’t hear too much about it because it’s not one of those subjects that campers like to brag about. Believe me, I wouldn’t stand there with my head held high and invite fellow campers to come by and check out my portable stall. Would you?

Talking from experience, I know all too well the inconvenience of having to get up, get dressed, and take that middle of the night stroll up the hillside for the purpose of handling my business. In the winter time, I dread having to step out of a comfy warm environment and become exposed to the frigid temperatures where I know I’m sure to find myself again before the aroma of freshly brewed coffee and the smell of eggs and bacon begin the start of a new day.

As funny as it sounds, portable camping thrones come in a number of styles and designs. You can spend a few bucks on a five gallon bucket and detachable seat, or, a couple hundred dollars on an elaborate outfit complete on-board holding tank.

If you’re a primitive camper, you and the family may want to consider adding one of these to your camp inventory. After all, no one enjoys a three or four hundred foot jog to the facility.